How does one make friends in college?

dilfgod:

I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have 

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

hotboysofficial:

having a crush on someone

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durnesque-esque:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

These are even funnier now that my parents are being walled in a zombie safe zone. 

I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion)